From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop deals with every day: • A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailbo...
Guy is sitting in a bar having a drink and sees a beautiful blonde girl across the way making eyes at him. He goes over and says, "Ex...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monke...
Police Officer A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches th...
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring." Husband: "I had the same dream and I s...
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies beca...